A cop in Chicago is being sued after allegedly asking a woman on a date after giving her a $132 speeding ticket. According to the lawsuit, the cop found her address in the motor-vehicle database and left a handwritten note on her windshield.
In the note, a copy of which appeared was included in the court documents and was obtained by the Associated Press, the 27-year-old police officer tried to woo the female driver with humor and a seemingly heartfelt plea.
"It's Chris … that ugly bald Stickney cop who gave you that ticket. … I know this may seem crazy and you're probably right, but truth is I have not stopped thinking about you since. I don't expect a girl as attractive as you to … even go for a guy like me, but I'm taking a shot anyways."
"I did cost you $132 - least I can do is buy you dinner," the note reportedly read.
I despise cops so I hope he loses his shirt in the lawsuit (unlikely, I know). However, there is much the newbie to game can learn from this pathetic letter so let's look at his mistakes. His first mistake was writing this letter and putting it on her windshield. Using your power as a police officer to find a woman's address screams, "creepy serial killer". In fact using anything other source of information to find a woman's address other than the woman herself will be seen as "creepy serial killer". Don't google her name looking for an address, don't stalk her on Facebook, don't hire a private investigator to follow her.
Now let's look at the letter itself. First excerpt, "...ugly bald Stickney cop...". Don't self-deprecatef. It does not matter if you are ugly. If you are a man, you still have a chance. That is because women are attracted to qualities like confidence, dominance, and projections of power. Play to your strengths and not your weaknesses (Roissy's 12th commandment) But it also means that an ugly man has less margin of error. So what you say, and more important, how you say it matters.
Second excerpt, "I know this may seem crazy and you're probably right, but truth is I have not stopped thinking about you since." Remember that he found her address using the police database. This screams, "Creepy. Serial. Killer." Never stalk a woman and don't let her know how you feel about her. Women like mystery (Roissy's 6th commandment). They like the challenge of figuring out if a man likes her. Mystery keeps the tingles going.
Third excerpt, "I don't expect a girl as attractive as you to … even go for a guy like me, but I'm taking a shot anyways." You must ignore a woman's beauty (Roissy's 10th commandment). I don't care how attractive she is. Many men screw up with women because their beauty creates fear inside of them. They worry about saying the wrong thing or doing the wrong thing. And they end up saying the wrong thing or doing the wrong thing because they don't display the qualities that women find attractive in men. He also is breaking Roissy's 11 commandment, "Be irrationally self-confident". If you already expect that women won't go for you a guy like you, then your expectations will be met.
In short, fellas, if you are interested in a woman, never write a letter like this or talk to her like this. Words like these are like applying a Sham Wow to the vagina. But if you internalize Roissy's commandments, you'll water lawns like a gardener.